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08/04/2007 - Los Angeles, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Los Angeles Clippers forward Elton Brand ruptured his left Achilles tendon on Friday during his regular daily workout.
Brand, 28, plans to undergo surgery to repair at a later date with details being made available by the club as soon as they are finalized.
The Duke product averaged 20.5 points, 9.3 rebounds and 2.2 blocks in 80 games last season. The two-time All Star holds career averages of 20.3 points, 10.2 boards and 2.1 blocks per game.
<< Report: Lions place rookie QB Stanton on IR
Allen Park, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Detroit Lions have reportedly placed
quarterback Drew Stanton on injured reserve, ending his rookie season before
it started.
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<< Penguins new arena won't be ready until 2010
Pittsburgh, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Pittsburgh Penguins announced on Friday
that the team will delay the opening of their new arena until the start of the
2010-2011 season.
The franchise announced in March that they reached an agreeme
<< Orioles recall Birkins; option Doyne
St. Petersburg, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Baltimore Orioles have recalled
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<< Timberwolves, Hudson reach buyout agreement
Minneapolis, MN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Minnesota Timberwolves requested
waivers on guard Troy Hudson on Friday after reaching a contractual buyout
agreement. Terms of the buyout were not released.
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Two former champions share lead in Wichita >>
Wichita, KS (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Bradley Hughes, the 2004 winner, fired a nine-
under 62 Friday to grab a share of the lead after two rounds of the Wichita
Open.
Hughes was joined at 13-under-par 129 by 1999 champion Brad Elder, who sho
Tigers hurler Miller leaves game >>
Detroit, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Andrew Miller
left Friday's game against the Chicago White Sox at Comerica Park with a left
hamstring strain.
It is unclear at what point Miller suffered the injury, but it ma
Roddick advances; American Isner stuns Haas in DC quarters >>
Washington, DC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Top-seeded American Andy Roddick moved into
the semifinals at the $600,000 Legg Mason Tennis Classic, a U.S. Open Series
event, by continuing his domination of South Korean Hyung-Taik Lee.
Roddick, the 20
Uribe's slam lifts White Sox over Tigers >>
Detroit, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Juan Uribe went 2-for-4 with a grand slam to
lead Chicago over Detroit, 7-4, in the opener of a three-game set at Comerica
Park.
Paul Konerko collected two hits and scored a run for the White Sox, who hav
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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